The Mission
Don’t f#ck with
people’s pay.
That was the entire mission brief. Still is.
Why We Exist
Everyone keeps getting
commissions wrong.
You’ve overcomplicated it.
The plan grew teeth — tiers, splits, exceptions, that one rule everyone’s afraid to touch. Now one person understands it, and they’re on vacation.
Or you’ve oversimplified it.
You sanded the plan down because you kept getting it wrong. Now it’s easy to calculate — and it pays the wrong thing, consistently. (We can help with that too.)
Spreadsheet or million-dollar SPM platform — the result kept being the same: somebody’s pay got f#cked up. Commish was born to make that stop.
Whose Pay, Exactly
It’s not a line item.
It’s their rent money.
Commission-paid people plan their lives around these numbers. That’s the stake. That’s the whole company.
The Fix
Three jobs. Done boringly well.
Paid right
Clawbacks, splits, residuals and all.
Paid on time
Every cycle. No “quiet week.”
With a receipt
Every dollar shows its work.
The Humans
This is actually us.
No stock-photo “team culture” grid. Three people who take your reps’ pay personally.
Serkan
Runs the demos, answers the email.
Chaz
Keeps the whole thing honest.
Ricki
Engineering. Ships the receipts you just read about.
Twenty customers. Founder-run demos. A human reads the email.
Born inside a payments company’s commission chaos; running its real payroll every week since. Small enough that the person on your demo can change the product the same afternoon.